“ONE DAY WE’RE GONNA DO IT!”

“BROKE BETTY PROTRAYS SOPHISTICATED SANDI”

“ARE EXCUSES LIKE HINEYS?”

“I JUST USUALLY BACK UP ‘TIL I HEAR GLASS”

“DON’T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET”

“SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO HELP THEM CRY”

“HEARIN’ YOUR STINKIN’ THINKIN’”

“GOOFBALLS, BULLIES, AND THE REST OF US”

CoffeeTime: “CREATIVE COPING – NOT A GOOD THING”

“BETTER VERSION OF GETTING OLDER”

“IF NOTHING ELSE, SALUTE THE UNIFORM”

“VALUABLE GARBAGE”