CoffeeTime: “GOD-FEARING PEOPLE LIE PERFECTLY”

CoffeeTime: “FAMILIES FALLING APART”

CoffeeTime: “FEAR, DISMAY OR PLAIN PANIC”

“HOLDING A GRUDGE – WHEN IS LONG ENOUGH?”

“50 PLUS 50 CAN EQUAL ZERO”

“SICK OF BEING THE LAST PART OVER THE FENCE?”

“CHRONIC PAIN CAN HAVE UPSIDES”

“IT JUST DON’T WORK THAT WAY, DUMMY”

“BATHING IN SHAME JUST LEAVES YOU FEELING DIRTY”

“FEELINGS JUST OUTRIGHT LIE TO THEIR OWNER”

“IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR”

“BOILING A TOAD IS ONLY FUN FOR THE BOILER”